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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay crot in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake crot all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian porn hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the bokep conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and bokep that women were prone to what memek they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you bokep get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always memek equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you bokep should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan porn and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation memek of our nearest memek primate cousins - was to alert nearby bokep males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. porn But if you're not, porn then men should bokeh take heed: bokeh the best sex may just bokep be the crot quietest.

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